I’ve never actually called an escort before. I’ve thought about it for a while…that might sound bad, but my sex life is boring! I assure you that it’s not for a lack of trying. I mean, I buy my wife all types of lingerie, but she says it’s ‘not comfortable.’ Sweatpants are her better alternative. Well, right now…Kortney Kane, she s my better alternative. I’m going to fuck tonight; like I want to fuck… and she’s going to fucking love it.
